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Keep Calm cause it's Half Term!

27th October 2014

Simon Grundy in the morning

Here’s what you missed........

Today is the first day of half term and all morning we've been asking what you had planned with the kids to get them out from under your feet. Funnily enough, a gentleman who wished to be anonymous said he was planning on domesticating the kids at an early age and was going to teach them how to wash the car and hoover the basically, the wife’s gave him a list of chores and he’s pawning them off on the kids so he can put his feet up.

New week and a new object to stuff in my mouth!!! Today’s object was a key ring and I must admit it was very difficult and very funny trying to describe it. I had the full thing in my mouth and it kept clattering off my teeth, much to Simon’s amusement. He tries his best to translate what I am saying but the pair of us cracked up this morning and it’s a miracle that Lisa from Hetton le Hole managed to guess it correctly. Unfortunately we have no idea what she’s won as the key ring is actually mine and I’m not willing to give it away as a prize, but Lisa seemed content with having a rummage in Simon’s prize box so everyone’s a winner.

Thought I’d end on a “Did you know...??” Did you know that the modern day man spends on average more time on grooming himself than a woman does. In a lifetime a man will spend 4.5 years on his grooming routine such as shaving, working out and doing his hair, compared to a woman’s 3.1 years!! So next time the hubby complains you’re taking too long getting ready just tell him to pipe down!!



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