DATE OF BIRTH: Let's just say I'm the elder of the news team.

WHERE DO YOU LIVE? I'm not part of the Monkees crowd of Amy & Joe's apartments but a small stone from my house could hit their windows.

IF YOU COULD CHANGE YOUR NAME TO ANYTHING, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Roque Santa Cruz (Blackburn footballer or is it where I'm going on holiday this year?)

WORLDS WORST MUSICIANS : I was in a band called S Club 8 (don't know what the rest of them are doing these days)

BEST TV SHOWS : The Simpsons and anything with a comic element - the IT crowd is a fave at the mo.

TOP 3 MOVIES 3) Trainspotting 2) The Godfather part II (or anything with Bob DeNiro in it. 1) The Usual Suspects (best film EVER !!)

LAST THING YOU SAW AT THE CINEMA: SAW III

HOBBIES: Following the Black Cats (the team - not random kittens)

CELEBS YOU MOST FANCY? Salma Hayek (Mexican Goddess)

BOOZE : Mine's a Worthys thanks !

FOOD: Anything to keep the cholestrol down

PET HATE: I don't think pets are intelligent enough to hate

EVER EATEN ANYTHING NOT FIT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION: Joe Piliero's bread sticks (STOP IT JOE YOU'RE NOT A CHEF)

WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH 1000 SPOONS: Invite 499 old cockneys to join me in a spoon concert (perhaps Chas and Dave could do the backing).

WHAT WOULD YOU TRADE FOR 3 MAGIC BEANS: 3 non magic beans

WHAT IS TO YOUR LEFT RIGHT NOW : Sarah Knapper's dirty mug that really needs a scrub, just like her (kidding Knapper)

WHAT DID YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER: Older, failing that young forever like a Saxophone playing Vampire.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING BEFORE FILLING THIS IN: About to leave to go home to bed. I've been here since 4 in the morning and this kind of beauty needs sleep y'knar.

WHAT’S YOUR BEST JOKE: Sorry it's too long and contains too many swear words - ask me if you see me and I tell you it

WHICH WORD MAKES YOU LAUGH THE MOST: Magpie or Sailor I'm sure they have something in common

FUNNIEST MOMENT SO FAR WHILE WORKING AT SUN FM: Spoonerism on air instead of saying Turkish Kurds I referred to them as Kurkish Turds.

MOST EMBARRASSING MOMENT AT SUN FM : Another slip up on air (They're rare honest Gov) Instead of Cop I said something you'd call a male chicken

ANY DISTINGUISHING FEATURES: I have long curly hair which took years to cultivate, if it gets cut, like Samson, I'll lose my powers and make more mistakes on air see last 2 answers (THEY'RE RARE SERIOUSLY)

TELL US SOMETHING ABOUT YOU THAT WE WOULDN’T EXPECT: I'm not a mind reader I don't know what you would expect

AND FINALLY – WORDS ON YOUR GRAVESTONE: Joe/Amy have you localised the copy ? Or those bloody magic beans didn't work