CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED - Further Updates

19th November 2013

Simon Grundy in the morning

Here’s what you missed........

If you hadn’t heard yesterday, CHRISTMAS IS CANCELLED. Stephen broke the news after hearing rumours from sources close to those involved. Today we managed to hear directly from a press conference at the North Pole and heard Ivan Issue the elf representative confirm the rumours and explain why the elves have cancelled Christmas. He seems to make a good argument. For years the elves have been making toys for boys and girls and have never had a pay rise. It’s affecting elf esteem and elf and safety is at an all time low. It’s freezing at the North Pole and they’re never allowed to have the heating on. Ivan stated that until working conditions improve then toy making will not continue. Simon decided to call Santa to see how he’s feeling about the situation. Santa seemed pretty jovial to be honest. He was upset that the elves feel this way but he’s always one to make light of a bad situation. I can only apologise on behalf of Sun FM if any child has been affected by the news. I know my niece and nephew are not happy that Santa won’t be coming this year, and until a solution has been found, it looks like Christmas 2013 will not go ahead.

If by some miracle a solution is found, you might want to be aware of a list which came out today showing the top 10 worst presents you could possibly send someone. You might want to stay away from things such as personalised handkerchiefs and gift vouchers.

And finally, on a lighter note, the Oxford Dictionary have announced their word of the year.......Selfie!! If you don’t know what it means, it’s basically a photo you take of yourself which is then uploaded to a social networking site. We thought we’d jump on the bandwagon and post one of ourselves, however I’d just like to make clear that the one of Simon and Stephen which shows me ‘napping’ in the background is misleading.....I was only resting me eyes!!

Tune in tomorrow to see if we have any further developments to give you on the Christmas is cancelled scenario.

Danni

Posted by Danielle Moore at 10:28am